(Source: mostlycatsmostly, via grandrna)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via jesuschristvevo)

geeses:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

(Source: getgoose, via icanbeelusive)

holy-super-who-lock:

YO LIFE IS ABOUT 3 THINGS

  • GETTIN MONEY
  • GETTIN PUSSY
  • AND THE DEWY DECIMAL SYSTEM

(via grandmas-dildo)

anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”To which they replied, “Gay.”

anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”
To which they replied, “Gay.”

(Source: pleatedjeans, via grandmas-dildo)

ashyassnigga:

yo-tori:

White people. Stop this. Your curly/wavy hair is NOT A GATDAMN AFRO.

lmfao yes

(via thegrandstonedblood)

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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(via thegrandstonedblood)

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

(Source: hi, via kimkardashingthroughtthesnow)

vinebox:

All black people can relate to yah moms tripping like this

(via grandmas-dildo)

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via dutchster)

(Source: onlinepunk, via grandrna)

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

(via ayochantellio)

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

(via gorecorekitty)

highflying-girl:

sakka-puff:


hyouretsuzan:


So that’s how they look like without the hats. I can die peacefully now.


Why are they naked


THIS IS AWKWARD

highflying-girl:

sakka-puff:

hyouretsuzan:

So that’s how they look like without the hats. I can die peacefully now.

Why are they naked

THIS IS AWKWARD

(via thegrandstonedblood)