ruinedchildhood:

This makes me uncomfortable

ruinedchildhood:

This makes me uncomfortable

(Source: moistchunkyslurp, via grandmas-dildo)

coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

(via imnotalltheremyselfdear)

(Source: fake-ketchup, via dutchster)

laughterkey:

peace-love-colbert:

factoseintolerance:

Stephen Colbert “steals” a Lincoln bust and makes a dumpster getaway in the halls of Congress, pushed by “just quitted” congressman Jack Kingston.

October 3, 2014

They also went fishing in the Capitol reflecting pool.

(via sa7mon)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

I FUCKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME THIS MAKES AROUND TO MY DASHBOARD!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via orgasmic-humor)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Whales and Tumblr

(via orgasmic-humor)

kuriipaakun:

evaunit08:

supersmashedkev:

SHIt

this truly went 0-100 light speed

(Source: vh1, via whatisallie)

silversarcasm:

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

(via jaciecieraa)

tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

image

(Source: mcrsquad, via jaciecieraa)

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

image

(Source: redsuns-n-orangemoons, via orgasmic-humor)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via actualpuppyedwardscissorhands)

footstepsupstairs:

horror-movie-fixx:

The Mannequin Monster

Silent Hill: Revelation, 2012

This thing was so flipping cool! Best part of the movie.

(via gorecorekitty)